Saturday, December 22, 2012

Here comes the FUZZ


this car looks mean. I think this car could beat me up
the coffee cup sets it off
includes radar gun!
awesome sleeper
Might not look like a cop car, but the speedo & upholstery will convince you
Buford T. Justice
Chartreuse and white with glass doors over the headlights
dog dish
"partially restored" means completely disassembled
don't know if genuine, but it's tough
So you're telling me that the Andy Griffith police car had Mexican blanket upholstery?


3rd seat mafia


a misguided soul accidentally creates pure genius
humongous, really ugly, super fast, cheap, totally awesome
When you do a "custom" paint job like this you have to know you're stuck with the car
Righteous oddball straight out of Harry and the Hendersons
like a Kraft single you dropped in the playground
Awesome ride, but good luck sourcing that rear woodgrain trim!
engine bay shows the true color of this million-pound rolling fortress
calamity
mint condition yawn
smart looking chap
stopped driving it because of a flat tire? cops want to buy it? smells fishy bro
I've seen some weirdo color combos in my time, but this is just odd
back up that Kam
WOW! Ad of the year, car of the year, remove your hats please and show some respect
just enough windshield to put a price on it



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Thursday, November 8, 2012

Stove Pipin'




Puts out both black and white smoke - you win
Stockton Knows greatness
I wonder if Chuck D's is diesel ?
I cannot check emails cause I ran out of money restoring my Rabbit
As long as you don't drive it far the clutch won't slip
AM/FM/8-Track broh
Zero to sixty mph crumpled by a tree
Klunky's ready to bless America

Unconditional Honkey



Milkbat with silly history and loads of neglect wants fat duckets
Flying car with no flying history doesn't fly
Sasquatch is easier to locate
I have a friend with a fetish for these
History of drunk driving
Le Leopard
Couple this with Milkbat and you've got a helluva crime fightin team
Ships directly to Snooky's crib

Liberty Bell Ring Rangy Mega Blast




Tree caved in roof and years of neglect, but that's all
Get it for the luxurious styling and advanced fuel injection
interested partys can see tom sr. - front seat upholstered in spray hair
Deliver an assload of mail
The Modern Man rolls contempo
Don't fix a thing and be an outlaw and get more tattoos and drink whiskey
Draw middle fingers around the rust and put house plants under the leaky sunroof
Valve covers are off - who knows why ? - pick up chicks with low self esteem
Just sit in that blue chair and look over this magical scene
Steering wheel made of freezer burned chocolate ice cream
Here's your chance to read LOL a bunch and then get the threatening end part
Good daily driver and the girls from the magazine ride along for commuter lanes
These cars are boss - you should own it already
Fill it with Yuengling and make a thousand new friends today
Self preservation forces sale


Friday, October 26, 2012

Oldsmobronic World Series 2012







Cadillac
Melty 61 Deville for good cause
Chocolate Mint 60 Deville comes seasoned with rust
- detroit takes it cause Fred packs much steel in the driveway

Chevrolet
Survived the first half hour of the Wizard of Oz - but barely
Bed set for early departure
-sf takes it for whole car planning on staying whole

Oldsmobile
Halloween ready interior
Woody with down comforter stapled to the ceiling
- detroit for coming with rear barf seat

Pontiac
Poo Poo diaper front seats
Front fenders come with blow hole sport option
- detroit takes it for having the gall to be offended by lowballers on his lowball offering




Thursday, October 18, 2012

Oldsmobuick Weekend Operations

All of us at Oldsmobuick will be out on wedding recon this weekend.
We shall return on Monday to post more nonsense.

To tide you over - watch this bullshit on vanning until our return



xo
The Staff