MaxxiSota

Car filled with bullshit would make awesome race car 

Spirit haunts side yard before being fed to scrap bailer 

Drag strip favorite 

Bagley's got a great project waiting 

Crawl in through holes in fenders 

Search and Rescue

If you don't get there in time - you're covered
Keeping outstanding company
Owner no estoy
Current owner very busy not cleaning his yard
Montana space restrictions
Save everyone - park nowhere
Crank the onboard inverter
There's that word ROD again
Expendables 4
Every accessory for 1971
Spanaway party wagon
Route Van looks lived in
Got Hoffa ?
Hot Damnbulance

Le Tarded

Bury it
Good Luck
Apparently none of these come with tires
Everybody needs restored
Hyenas live comfortably therein
If you're an asshole - this makes a great ratrod
Le who cares
Look out for the French Mafia
You'd have the most - congratulations
Man up and DONK this
Trade Mike your old metal cassettes for..
Just dying

A Mountain Of Balls Multiplied By A Mountain Of Balls

Freddie Mercury's Mustache
Burt Reynolds' Mustache
Tom Selleck's Mustache
Robert Goulet's Mustache
Teddy Roosevelt's Mustache
Chuck Norris punching the devil's ass clean off 

Here's The Shit

Fifty Bucks of terry cloth
Raider Nation
This car is an asshole
Here comes crappy
Live like the last man standing
Ride this anchor straight through the ice
Chase people around your neighborhood
Andy's got the big shit
3 Wise Men drove this when they brought cookies to Jesus
"Winterized" means broken bullshit in trunk
Back it into that Jeep and then run over those bikes
Smash into everything
Uppercrust
Nobody's fixing this
Put on that hat and fuck everybody up !

Sand In Yo Face

Bajabaru
Towdster
Yellow block has available extended warranty
Commando comes with pony tail lights
Easter Basket seeks new owner
We found this amongst all our shit
Show Kansas what you're made of
Yellow Sunhats over rear wheels
Call Eric or Tony to speak to people with massive amounts of free time
SIERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY !!!!
North Bergen makes with the doughnuts

All The Best Smelling People Drive Italian Cars

Listen to your mechanic make excuses
South Jersey takes the best photos
Fill the ashtray and bring those cassettes
I always buy my classics from the Motor Mall
They call him - Shit Rim
AM to the FM to the PM player
BEHR Conditioning
Proximity of the barn find
BrohRarri
LoRarri
NoRarri
So much butter creme in there
G-City night cam - Call Dennis
Opera window status
Bring a Trailer crammed comments section

Hump Day Grabski

Rebuilt the motor, left in the woods, more like a 290
Comes with office/yard chairs
Mostly bumpers, seats attacked by lions
Don't Miss Out on all these bad decisions
Macon's got it sittin' round
Philly's clogged with rust
Super rare Target plastic non operational hood scoops
You're gonna need more cylinders to haul those bumpers around
Way to go Cleveland - not too shabby
Mustda's got high dollar rims

Bash the Shit Out of It

No Motor Means No Go !
Drive the car that everyone's gonna want to hit
Le Bron wants to scrap
Comes with puckered eye in rear corner
Giant avocado came to mash
67 Terry Camp wants some shots to the face
Clayton knows what's up
Took up elk hunting, no time to kick ass
Crumpled paper
Maverick's clean, but fuck 'em
Dakota combo wants to krinkle some shit
Folks are gonna love it when Spooky tooth goes down
Woodland brown bear wants battle
Can't stop these with cannon fire

Tubbed

Ron's toilet on alcohol
Yellow background project looks to be the shit
Go Cart for huffing nitrous
Like a anus you fire money missles at
I want to see these tires on a bicycle
Get a bigger scoop
Don't forget to sign your will

K

This is a classic car
Extra car - covered in leaves - crap cleaned
Professional Bankers roll Limited Editions
Grandma drove it to the mailbox and back
Let's keep the excitement to a minimum
So worth it
Is this all he had to work with in the 80's

Can I wash my dusty Balls in it ?

Who needs a freakin' toilet lid ?

You can have your's be a divorce settlement theme

Cold showers for filthy asses

You've been waiting all year for this

Glue some fuckin stuffed animals to the outside and you're good to go

Show up in a grubby skin tube

Jeff wants it gone

Ride the nightmare

No clean balls needed

Chuckwagon

Wassup Crosley ?

The internet told us these are worth lots of money

The envy of Mansfield

Remote controls excess levels of tackiness

Old guy eyebrows

Pep Boys special order form

Packed with intrigue

Impress your new girlfriend

Friday Grande

Side emblems big enough for a storefront
Complete percentage probably a dash generous
Pinky's at the beach
FireDome is set to mash
Front seats like suds
Dashboard and Grille by Stephen Falken
Call Gene to find out what's up with that van in the background
Fill your entire driveway
Borrow a cup of dopeness

Punky's Grundle

aqui como en vas
humid wagon
Bernie Bergman
Motor con computadora
Cafeteria style
Fiber Puerto
Vega Familia

Mornin' Jumbo

Call Nathan for gonzo mathematics

Your lady is gonna love it

. please low ballers thanks

Fix the gas tank - then cold crush Detroit

Favorite Cranbrook gets parked in forest. no insults

Ultimate entryway

Just needs a refresh and some more shit wheels from Target

Photo two shows faggy Humvee approaching

Phone Paul for sad story and plumbing supplies

Eat some peyote - no motor needed

Sean has your forever project

2012 American Motors Bowel Blast Classic

Babied by Grandma
Pumpy's a real head turner
NEEDS TO BE RESTORES - Mongoose lair inside
DONT B CHEAP
Great Space Coaster
Daytona Mashup
Stomp everyone's stupid asses
. Derby.
Slambassador
Pinch a loaf
Trade for Broh shit
Your LAST GODDAMN CHANCE !
Forced to sell 4th Pacer by wife
Get laid this minute !
Grumpy's Bunyun 
AMX late entry
Jeans on the inside Yo !

When I Think Coachworks - I think Pierre

Sniff it
Guilty sex on the filthy purple sofa

Nobody Lives Here But A Couple Shitty Cars

Bi-centennial Mav for pennies
Forever West Pony
Need to sale
Maro with pet stains
Nobody cares
Destination Yard
Minor Maroing
Bee Ba Doo Doo Boo Ba Doo Be Doo Boo Boo Bee
Fiat mit eagle
Owner died, been in barn, runs like top

ReNo in August

Hot August Leaks
Hot August Trans
Hot August Space Gravel
Hot August Sales and Flakes
Hot August Bronky Dos
Hot August Specialty Mav
Hot August Fun Toy
Vette
Drag it
August Bird
Hot August Monster

Le Sword

Open air lipstick
Buffalo, calm down
Cleveland's got precious metal
Rolled this to Six Flags in the 80's
Blue skies in Michigan
'bama Luxus edition
you want find another like it
Plenty of dump
Pissed in the front - Pissed in the rear
Thrifty unt handsome
When Jesus calls and requests you get some cruising done

Delaware in the 60's

Gonna need some light sanding

Golly that's a handsome dash

Ponti beach monstrosity

Meteor hits Earth, sale best offer 800 obo

Flash-O-Matic inside

Hot laps around the petrol station

17 Cans of gray paint later

Fenders from a shark fight

It's like reading Moby Dick in ALL CAPS

Delmont - BAD ASs

Crayola four pack

Hi, I made some awful choices, most likely won't run now

Call Glenn for enormous mystery

Bring Everything

New Haven represent
Slap someone at the grocery store cause your rig is just that tough/massive
Like a forty foot python
Brake stands on the way to Action Park
Tougher then everyone
Wrong
Made of stale cake
Town & Country pleasure vessel
No Totor Broh
Catalina's land the honeys
Everyone in Atlanta comes along
Throw shit wheels at previous owner
Brooklyn's in the house !
"Rat Rod" typically means disaster

Long Island Blows Minds

Town with zero hippies sells massive paisley chocolate bar

Hello, My Name Is Torino Montego

You Killed My Father, Prepare To Die

Call John for ifo documented cov. 

Jumbo's on jr. donks
Do whatcha want with Mosstego
Grandpa's out - feed it yourself
Mean Green comes with neon hat
Four speed no tranny
Less paint, more burnouts
Cherry
Purchase both - then cold crush
Trade for Montego
Hobbit's have lived in the forest for less time
Rust claim most certainly disputable
No motor, no tranny, some rust - may not respond
I need more shit in my yard

Hot Box

1970 Econoline with biblioteca no longer fits lifestyle
1971 - Sal, none so good at starting restorations
1972 ecoaline set up for drag racing
1973 Tradesman - With a little love - trade for small breed puppies, guns
1974 Ford - has stink and table in it 
1976 Bang Zone - Smells like chloroform
1977 you wount find any thing that comes close so tex me my name is juan
1978 Super Freighter
1979 - Gonna be tough to get the ball smell out.

We Got That GMA

don't care what you may say ! - General Motors Acronym
don't care what you may do ! - General Motors Acronym

NOVA

N - (Peggy's got the recipe for landau)

O - (jackyls live inside)

V - (you've got 'till Wednesday)

A - (hard work is done)

We Got That Attitude !

FiberFantastico

These cats were the brown acid of the kit car posse

Aztec - Corvairacide

Non more laid for $4500

No phone, no name, NO REPLY, no drivetrain

Avenger with massive wing and toilet hole gutted in trunk

Valkyrie Death Certificate

REPOST FOR COOLEST SHIT EVER !

Brick VS Brad

75 Brick - No Time, No Energy

Brad - Body only with lazy eye - pan goes elsewhere

Brick Wins It !

75-6 Brick - Maddening door graphics with 100 mph bumpers and monogramed fob

Brad for 76 - Looks like doom buggy

Brick punches faces

75 Brick - dose run and drive, doors open like The Deloreian

70 Brad GTE - electric - good for forest animals and holes in dash fit Old Mud Tallboys

Brad from behind !

75 Brick - Crowd drawer/pleaser

Brad - One large - call Charlie

Brick disqualified for horseshit shit steering wheel - Brad !

Brickness Bham Brickness - in of a kind car if interested is for sale or trade

Mission Viejo Bradness - whiter than a toilet roll at God's house  

Brick Color invented by Rick Astley - Brad wins on grammar alone.

Brick on logs

Brad II - cocoa metallic

Brick - Full size Snickers bumper steals hearts.

Sunday Tinkerin'

Mostly Trunk
Call Tony for LOL
Grubby cat wants to tow
Car is 95 percent complete. No engine or transmission
Ultimate car for you !
Missing engine, but not sleigh.
Biggie's got vinyl issues
Beach Boys 91Riviera4
Starsky Tarpness
Bear Fight Inside !

Saturday Morning Fever

Comfortable Burnouts
Creamy Demandville
Connecticut
Project Quaalude
High Options Haulin'
I m senior citizen 68 years old trade for police car
I'm so in
See the future
V8tony
It should be legal to drink and drive this
I never get tired of this type of craftsmanship
Multiple bumper guards couldn't stop that shot to the face

Backwoods Fuckery

Trade for guns or thumbs up
SITTING ON SCOT FRAIM

Broncannus

Carry On My Wayward Son

There'll be peace when you are done

Lay Your Weary Head To Rest

Don't You Cry No More

IwannaRoc

 Was running when put together was running rough
Nein Danke Juan
Tree of Neglect falls on Mero
Taken apart for retire
Yo Nico, where's my schnozola at ?
Anger man sells havalina

You need a special car for that last ride

don't fear it Betty

LeMons certified at this price

smiley face?

Ack! "Occupado, bitches"

Betty!

red sled for the dead

not even a Caddy? Damn

the official name of this color is "bummer"

3 hood scoops is pretty tough

Viva!!

little blue punk

Price is right

WHOA! "DON"T Pilfer too long, neighbors shoot"!!!

I dunno, does this look dying to be restored to you?

stern little bronze grumpier

GT from behind the front door back

Le Miserables

they went a little overboard with the cocoa on my latte

Hello, Pep Boys? I need a carb for my '76 Renault? CLICK

That's The Fact Jack

EM-50 at giveaway prices - no moving, no starting, Peter, Jan and Marsha are all currently bowlside.

Detroit is for suckers. KENOSHA

The Eagle has landed (and brought Sam, who is a badass)

help this guy out with his embarrassment of riches

What, you've never seen a Rambler Chevy Ford Mopar before?

spotlights Bro; gotta have spotlights

"Car is complete" can mean many things Grasshopper

deliver mail to the war zone

will condenser trades of higher values

in its natural environment

A lot of people say it, but you really WON'T see this option again!

T. G. I. 6 x 6

Thank God It's 6x6 Day

Had silly ass Noah only new, he wouldn't have spent all that damn time building an ark.

Sperry's got a fresh new outfit

Attentio ALLAS COLLECTORS!

Recreatives Industries is balling out of control !

Roll hard bumpy condom

Tomato Dawn

Battle the Living Dead crankin' Aerosmith

Not actual vehicle, but a photo of something awesome on a trailer 

Step into Vanguard 

Trailboss demands fresh interest 

floats and drives exalent  

Swamp Vette 

Where are the T-Shirts of this freakin' logo ? 

When you leave society - punch it right in it's stupid face on the way out !

Now we're talkin'

Shift The Living Shit Outta Some Shit

Ass
More Ass
Miles of Ass
Assloads of Ass
Any possible shred of remaining ass

Holy Fuck - Somebody give me two large !

Caliente Rides

You suckers are jealous

Truly bonkers

Seats 5 inside, 2 on the roof (bucket included)

"87 is lowrider today" WHAT?

everything about this ride will make you dizzy

 TRADE YOU FOR ? CUSTOM WHEEL TRADE YOU FOR ? CUSTOM WHEEL

Hard Times

So much fun

This car will make you almost famous

not sure what to say except that the graphics are ill

Dude your dog look excited

Is it just me, or are those hatchet marks on the door?!?!

Super subtle sales guy says "Buy my tanker truck to irrigate your pot farm!"

VW for sale

Uh-oh! 24 hours of LeMons ready to go!

Awkward years

"I've go the car for you" my heart says no but the trunk graphics say YES

TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO

lil' Sunny crank that AM

makes me feel a little funny for liking it. Redbird

Garden Gnome nestled in the brush

faded denim

poor car doesn't know what it is. confusion!

I don't care how racist your town's name is; your car will never run again!

we got a badass over here

runs, drives, kinda stops

We're on FIRE

burnin' up! ouch!

Yo man I TOLD you can't touch this

Too far? yes. too far

Topless photo of Florida native  http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/3204808851.html

matching color mold http://redding.craigslist.org/cto/3197007718.html

Rad interior http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/3173601111.html

1-eyed beast is the last of a six-pack http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/3188051295.html

Luv to luv you baby http://susanville.craigslist.org/cto/3179090070.html

creampuff http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/cto/3209534219.html

Flintstones braking system, but this car is sweet http://charleston.craigslist.org/cto/3194336547.html

GO BIG OR GO HOME in honey mustard http://omaha.craigslist.org/cto/3200722188.html

hard to front on this twofer http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/3199233168.html

lil' nugget like a ballerina's shoe http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/3136596736.html

Some Marvel Mystery Oil & some polishing and you'll be talk of the town! http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/3171524280.html

"Smiles everyone!" http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/3149466904.html

Get it Rambo! http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/3208438697.html

Quite a shifter for a rusty 6 http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/3209028090.html

No chains can hold her http://toledo.craigslist.org/cto/3208956333.html

Don't worry that it looks like chewed bubble gum; I have a $600 can of Porsche paint! http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/3206370938.html

if you have the "trick" she's perfect for you http://reno.craigslist.org/cto/3207209045.html

ran when parked http://rapidcity.craigslist.org/cto/3207511776.html

No mas Camino http://terrehaute.craigslist.org/cto/3208101964.html

90mph from LA to Fresno on its last run, then parked for 9 years http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cto/3207786310.html

foraging in the wood http://rapidcity.craigslist.org/cto/3207497751.html

the only proven pussy magnet as illustrated by the hood http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/3204251456.html