flex those 3rd row seats people

so awesome
dark & stormy
Kamback style
Go big
sliding roof oddity
Bada$$
questionable roof lighting but the headliner is sweeeeet
patriotic!
Go little
no I WON'T think that because it's wrong
Great White Hope
this car looks like an elf
lets wrap this up the way we started

What sound does a snake make? SS

SS roundup
SS roundup y'all
SS roundup makes you green with envy yo
fool got his lights punched out for being an SS poseur
Super Sport? More like Super Chubby
3/4 louvers? yo that's a SSteal!
Super torn to Shreds
Get ready for the coolest ad of all time!!! Those pics!?!? SS!
SSteering wheel rusty, actual wheelSS rusty
ummm, do you want to tell him or should I?
yeah, its like a Lamborghini with a salvage title and torn seats
like a boSS

Northeast woes and rotten flows

2-fer rusty clunkers
sweet truck, ready for work
mint chocolate chip cookie
rotten lemon
"Originally from Arizona" is moot once the car is "very rusty"
"no paperwork, no interior, no engine or transmission" SOUNDS GOOD
big nostrils, gauges at night, window switch nightmares, shifter is white
"i have every part nut and bolt !!!" - only 3 of those bolts are attached to car
poor lil' truck cowering in the shadow of it's bully
kitty's got this
legit deal. making it tough to snark!
relive your "Duel" fantasies and run cars off the road
seat made of yellow cake

Percolatin'

Seriously, don't fool around, I'm very busy and also important
ya never know, you may own it
partially restored, driven, then parked - cool
Cannonball fired through front seat
Bench seat leaks cheddar
low rider donk switches
Remove the entire interior and install it at your desk at work
I was going to put the D back on, now I just let my baby carriage climb it
Open door to begin murder mystery
British cars do best left outdoors
Whadda you gonna do with all those turbos buddy ?
Call Starsky and ask him to bring a better wheel
Fast is no longer in your future
Rusty times III
Executive, I'd say

Farmer Finds

Smell the potential
Inflate tires - jump shit
Needs repaired
Sad orange gets a cool set of meats
This thing rules - you need a big barn to hide it
Fire slug through windshield before entering
Found in barn fully polished
Dusty pleasure cruiser
Side pipes make everything cooler
Ominous America

Maximum Honkey

Get involved Honcho
C-class comes with free parrot
Take mushrooms and glide across the roof carpet
Tell Face that Hannibal lied about the transportation
Lasagna series
Flush it
Everything on Craigslist mounted to dash
CRT / VHS combo
Wall to wall shag Holmes
Dio lives in a van by a gate to the forest
Strohs and limeade carpet
Who Sharted ?
Home audio by Audiovox
It'll take nine vacuums all day
Dreams come true

Mega Blast

Adjust the carbs, do a barrel roll
Most guages on passenger floor
Zero mph
At this price it should be packed with coke and tits
Brake stands in front of the uptight lady's house
No going away party

The Secret Of Bigfoot

So many interesting conversations ahead
With a little light sanding ...
Lite version for 87
Tire replacement's gonna eat into that college fund
Spam's not the only thing getting ridiculous
Only trade for stuff with the word "Mega" in it
Cadaver Recovery Man
Don't spill your energy drink
Call Ron for rose colored storage shed
Kentucky waterfall
Roll up all subtle like
Use lots of glue to attach your Bobcat to the frame
Take this away, so we can like each other again

Humpday Honk-A-Rama

Truck for sale way in the back
BetaMax Cassettes are also rare and nobody cares
You gonna let a little frame rot stop you ?
Nothing says fixer upper like a mud wagon
Doo Doo Brown
Comes with ill fitting wing, lots of shit inside and finger in frame
Some work fort more
If you just sold a bag of diamonds, this is a great restoration project
Here's the bad
Sam brings the denty rusty
After restoration - still worth about a can of soup

Omaha Fanny Belch

Drive this to work and park it wherever the hell you want
Tranny slips some, but you won't hear it over your row of 6x9's
Yo George - set me up with the angry brow
Driver's door under gas pedal
Recreat the "Chicken" scene from Footloose
Don't wanna sell, but don't wanna fix
Everyone's got a Mustang - Score this and log mad ladies
Shitstang
Feed the forest
Stuff with M80's
Get into the cardboard business

BMore Death Metal Sphincter Mash Up

Do I have Spirit ?? - I have Esprit
Like a snow capped mountain - just grayer
Grille wears out at 31
Baltimore to Philadelphia in nine hours
Moving, have to sell shitbird
I love these, but this one's made of Wheaties
Everything is broken/sucks - otherwise it's in awesome shape
If you've got a year off coming up - this could be boss
Crashed in forest due to excessive mudder payload
Crying rust for the bicentennial
Seller knows what time it is
Selling a car I haven't tried to start
Don't ever put head lights in it
Facts as clear as the photos
Limited brakes
Reference the Marty Report
It looks like gorillas fucked it into the driveway
Brown acid edition T-Bird
R stands for rust or removed - either one applies
Hand someone an empty box and tell them there was performance in it earlier
Brass balls on new owner
Earth Hugger - great for enthusiast
Two kay you can be proud of
Send phone number - I'll call you from the forest
I ain't got time cuz I'm full time see

Indiana's Got Buku Movement

Call for Shilges and Chormo
Put in everything that makes it drive - then you've got something dumb looking
Beat it Brad !
Seats like an old man's skin
Blue back drop is nice - but Battlestar Galactica Vette is my favorite tragedy
Drive your own carnival
When you're truly ready to win
Yellow burger comes with chrome fixins
Thieves broke in my creamsicle
Indi friends will squeal with joy
Clean the oatmeal off the steering wheel and get live
El Bog Burban
Summer vacation's coming up and your girl wants to go to wine country
I can't not love it
Only had time for the easy part
In the spirit of proper British driving
Shove it off the dock
Fixed gear of the automotive world

Mad Fu

Chicks will just sit all over it
White vinyl roof brings the joy
Top half is made of cherry cobbler
Roll up slow, but styley
Gummy lower lip and mucho primer
Carpet was replace - NYC short commute to Florida
Listen to it rust as you drive
Need a great project ? Go to Kansas
Rear hazard seats and Al Capone's vault

Talk To The Crab

Brown Grouchy
6k diamond missing from hood
Wow your car nerd friends with the rarity of your ride
Purple LED's really set off the red patty interior
Has to be out of here by tomorrow or the Earth explodes ! - Hurry
Snow should be removed before driving
Drive to California - Needs some underneath weld
Little Compton says "Pop a cap through driving excitement"
Locomotive in background includes more Toyota parts
The color of belly fat
Nice price for attention grabbing commuter
Comes with man complete with corduroy hat to stare at it
East coast winter suplex
Angry man deserves better
66 thousand and my motor moved out

Bring Out Your Dead

Worth it for the Jackman rims and the rusty Chock Full of Nuts can
If you hate engines - this is a great project
Tore it apart then bought some new shit
Included is a photo of what didn't happen
For the enthusiast who loves a good puzzle
Coast it down the hill and accept your fate
Steer it with your will power
Wind busted the windshield - jackles fucked the seats to pieces
It's all there - minus a shitload of flooring
comes with all the wiring to run a Who concert in the 70's

Thursday Edition Brit Shit

Somebody had his last big adventure
Remember the last time you saw one drive past? - that's right, no you don't
Keep flammable substances out of baby's reach
Just throw some carpet on those floors - you'll be fine
All parts are there - looks like an easy fix
Get all your friends in it
Mazda 3 grin for 1960
Tarp Life
You finish it - then try not to put it in the woods

Perscription For Pain

Didn't finish - reason being is how it is 
Brag how rare you are in Maine
Ain't got no time for that
Racing car - motor around someplace
For a good time - please email
Hood Schnoz

Buffalo In The 70's

Polaroids and stripper nail polish
Designer fell asleep before trunk was done
Prove to your friends you can handle a hefty repair bill
Rear seat made entirely of lipstick
I would drive the stripes on this by myself if I had to
Brian plans on being the last man standing
All your lady friends are not gonna get it - or in it for that matter
Breying pony graphics don't detract from the allure
Comes with breakfront to store mom's good china
Everyday's Sunshine
Shitloads of pride
As plush as you are ever gonna have it
Smash through the gates
If you're gonna drive one - might as well go deep
Rare, cause nobody ever cared enough
Clamshell truck and 4x4 towing capacity
This got hit by a train and then a meteor

Bay Area Slap

White collar glasshouse
Interior sand storm
My name is Shy or James
Smog Ponti rolls up rough
Marshmallows on rock hard suspension
Buick sniffs the stratosphere
6z broh
Wired for beat
Head straight into the forest

Take A Fat Crap On Safety

Welcome to the graveyard
Safer when broken
Nothing burns quite like fiberglass
Nothing steers quite like a rear engined wagon
Unbury some tombstones
Death by Stallion
Have your friends watch you drown in gas through the port window
Brace yourself for impact

So Your Girl Says She's Tri ?

Rattlestar Brohlactica

In case of accident, call Grim Reaper

Native Americans everywhere appreciate this fine honor

Skull of previous owner must be toted by current owner 

Hey Bobehhhh ! 

Lady Killer 

Somebody pinch me 

I swear to God it's Christmas 

Trunk has attic access 

Losing a limb in the 70's was part of the game 

Let everyone know you are not to be taken seriously 

Custom French / German drivetrain 

Are you lonesome, with little to no self confidence? - you're gonna need this 

San Antonio Hooks Up The Footrests 

Fifty MPH Family Room

78 is an all-pro year for stripes
Demand paper towels be installed before purchase
Stay off the toilet and any impending hills
If I can find a "Super Black" - I'm landing that shit
Move your loved one's into their own nightmare
Call Troy, tell him you wish to purchase the best thing ever !
Clark Forklift invents first shower/bowl combo
Sleeps 6 if everyone's outside
2012 Ya'll - you're gonna need one for the end of days
Trade arms for mobile marine mammal
Feed it a Pete Seeger CD and feed the filthy john

Sunday Church Bus

See through wheel arches - sport option for 47
Red car almost finished breaking out of it's silver egg
Check Barrett Jackson for investment opportunity
Ron Paul / Ross Perot ticket
Sell Creamed Corn out of it
Tego powered war chest

Smell The Future

DonkBronc

Get your ass to Mars

Start wrenching the day you get it

Volkswagen guy can't handle the girth

Somber space traveller

Detroit needs a photo class - comes with power strip

Restorations got a bit lazy

Seats under 10 inches of clear plastic

End of Days

Give me a billion dollars, call for info link, here are my Porsches

Check to see if this guy's got an Imperial

Meteors are on sale this week

Rear window valence

Own shit in the carpool lane

Fridays Are Huge

Kill the Earth
Smash through walls like Hey Kool Aid
For sale - deep in the forest
Made of everything on the street
Big laughs at your local parts counter
Local children will pelt you with stones
The 3 single guys who knows what these are will totally hang out with you this weekend
Big plans - small initiative
"Hey Honey wanna buy a house ?" - Nah, let's dump a hundred grand into our Isuzu
Show up late for Burningman
Can I borrow $200 for gas - I gotta go to Home Depot
Tell some dudes you've got a Quadplex transmission

Hulk vs Bear

Minimum Comet
If anything is missing, I haven't noticed it
Tony Fucked Up
Everyone lost interest
BoxBirdy
Jersey hooks up the DonkDoba
Door panels by Grandma
cruz doggy logo
Rocks, and tiger scratches and lightning and shit
Realized what I was doing - now you have it
Scrap booking the 80's
Custom 'left outside' look with Streisand interior
Smells like chapped asses
Brake stands on the way to school
Detonate the bottle of Krys in it's vinyl cradle

Polara Hump and Barf Special Edition

First thing to pursue is a new dashboard
Not limited on yardage
Land all dates
Steelies in the front / mags in the back - Fresh
Comes with shattered bench seat and see through 440
Spotlight larger than front tire
Go large in the color of baby skin
Get rid of your crappy Chevy pickup
Hateman says "NO PAYPAL SHIT"
Make tons of kids, drive them all around
Grande looks sleepy
Valdosta squats on her eggs during the cold winter months
Every driveway is too small

Seventy One's Got Creme

We did all the bodywork then partied our asses off inside
Softer than a Barbara Walters interview
Agent Orange meets shit steering wheel and pine freshener
S-10 comes sniffing out of the bushes
Pattern on back seat is worth $750 of pleasure
I remember you telling me you wanted one of these
Wake it from it's slumber and drive it in reverse
Interior by gorilla fight
Find the beach in Arkansas
Beezees got hardtor
Steering wheel made from chewed gum
Looks like you can actually take it in the woods
20 foot Snickers

Head North

Sorry Jimmy
Muddy Ponti takes a lickin'
Previous owner understands his/her circumstances
Mount this hood emblem on everything
Smell that pillowy roof
Saw half the roof out for wonderful combination
The moments before being pressed into a square
If you're looking for a sled to restore
The high watermark of thrift
Store a Sasquach in the trunk - wheels by Assneck
Your car could look like this, but doesn't - now here's a lot of French
Strato Chief - I'd buy it on the name
Go fast and wreck in every corner
So big and so plush inside

Tiny Nuggets

lil' Whitey
check out that trailering style in the 3rd pic! I'd HATE to follow that guy on the road!
This remains the slowest car I've ever been in
Uh-oh. Extreme custom ahead
looks like a biker helmut
frisky kitty always climbing
I wanted to hate on it, but it's awesome
the Sun
completely awesome original paint
* * * I installed a battery in it * * *
few cars age as well as this
watermelon color scheme

Jeff City, Let's Freakin' Do This

Rock the dunes of Missouri
Don't low ball Le Bron !
Too rusty for 500 years
Everybody wants it - nobody's shown up
Triple Dayton's and one OG
Don't feed the International
Get it for the seats
Going fast - Going nowhere
Corner the market
Daytona package for 75
Honkey
If you want shit, you got it

New York state of mind

Legit deal! No, really!
Have your mechanic break up with you
handsome ol' stalwart
double buckets and a plumber's crack
sad! Car placed it's own ad in desperation
front seat redone
usually the quarter panel needs SOME work
Oh for chrissakes WHY WOULD YOU TAKE A PICTURE WITH SNOW IN THE CAR
pics full of things you can't buy
some cool whip

Monday mash-up

Ruff & not ready
paint lost while reentering the atmosphere
ran when parked a mere 28 years ago
triple cream (working)(leaking)(leaking)
great white hope
big brown
just reach in and turn the motor to drive
this car looks bewildered and hungover
car looks dejected as it realizes another winter in the woods is coming up
car has been for sale for 2+ years. If it was black it would sell in 1 day
broken Fords with red hoods his specialty

Kit Tit

You'd be the shit for sure
Care and Dedicated Interest
Don't finish it - just get in and out in your driveway
alex el carro core bien solo nesesita los bidrios no los tengo nesesito venderlo es clean
Ran 5 years ago - ready for final chapter
Brad's full of dissapointment

Friday Party Boat

So popular in England

My car must be worth lots of money

Smog version MGB - LE stands for Limited Energy

Chuck D said you were hatin' on it

Call Mike for yard full of bullshit

Bumpers like 5 foot military stripes

Mid dash restoration

Storm cloud Harley edition

Concertible style

Everything smells like cologne

Bronc and Company

Can go look at it behind
Don't ask Nate to speak at your commencement
One and a half fender flares deep
Bottom dollar yard anchor
Fancy an afternoon tea ?

Wash Your Hands In Syrup

Smells like pine and comes with Ugg boot inspired dog
Jagmarovette ran great 'till left in woods
Try the tranny in krinkled Ponti
Needs nothing but driver set to crush
A good catapult would make this car a head turner
Beige leviathan emerges from the brine
Uncomplicated in forward gears
That time BJ Honeycut stole that Javelin seat..
A better purchase than all previous posts - comes with a wolf
Mario editon

Head Of The Pack

Dump Truck worth of smog equipment
Re-inflate the tires and go on a cougar hunt
Little Pony's beyond Thunderdome
Stinkfoot for 78
77 is a ghost
I want this shift console in all my cars
Miami knows everyone's gonna want one
Pace is quite slow, but comfortable
Turbocharger fed through 19 spog pumps
Call Mike for Recaro/gofuckyourself edition
You are not going to believe it when the CrossFire injection kicks in
You're so laid
Impressive amounts of "Who gives a shit" for 1985

Nineteen Seventy Sex

Coupe DeVitton
Kaylin's set to bless with grumpy Maro
Oh Marquis, how handsome
Heaven itself descends into the cab
Seats are upholstered in Puma fur
Stacked square headlights for haulin' air
Custard Football Field
Nobody leaves this property alive
Glovebox got sick on the way to Reno
Gambino edition requires larger driveway
Brand new and yawn inducing

Bama

Mobile Limitations
Scooter, Tractor, Trailer
Call Daryl for standard shift price
Happy Anniversary
Log
Yoda's in the Degobah system