Spook Central

Plenty of family room for tricks or treats
Picture no. 2 illustrates the possibilities with Stephen King money
Desert death machine
Get prop silly with it
Delta corpse cruiser
Halloween's so close - blow four large
Heavy in Beaverton
Creamy final destination - payment plan available
Just in case someone dies in the forest
Munsters pack much knock
Oldsmobronic corpse hauler
Zero destination before the internet
Call Don for most exciting thing in dullest neighborhood
Funeral goth death embalm cemetery home fall scary haunted house prop display coffin dead halloween

NYC Transit Service

Get a corner brat with the top down
Lower Manhattan Food Truck
Restore your twin outboards as you float through Red Hook
Hit the Village in your Volvo powered Hydrodyne
Stop dreaming that New York is flooded - live it
Williamsburg art gallery shuttle
Avenue C pizza delivery - 2 minutes or less

Geo Headed For NY

Great in snow - totally down with DMV folk
Call Roy for lots to like
Get more bright blue all up in your commute
Full sunshine model - interior worn some
Punky graphics plays in yard
Throw away car put smiley face on wall
Jump this hard - six hundred dollars worth
This needs a hurricane

STORM'S A BREWIN' Hurricane Sandy edition

Cyclone's coming our way? Not quite

Napoleon complex

"Saudi Syclone"? If you say so

SyVettZer

CloneSy or Syclone?
Looks pretty damn fun I have to say
What do I get with this option? No chrome or back bumper; that's it
horrible color, works fine
some vehicles can't look tough no matter the name
this thing looks like Michael Myers from Halloween
go ahead Bro; brag about the paint!
I might have a suggestion on how to better sell this sweet donkey

Oldsmobronic World Series 2012

Cadillac
Melty 61 Deville for good cause
Chocolate Mint 60 Deville comes seasoned with rust
- detroit takes it cause Fred packs much steel in the driveway

Chevrolet
Survived the first half hour of the Wizard of Oz - but barely
Bed set for early departure
-sf takes it for whole car planning on staying whole

Oldsmobile
Halloween ready interior
Woody with down comforter stapled to the ceiling
- detroit for coming with rear barf seat

Pontiac
Poo Poo diaper front seats
Front fenders come with blow hole sport option
- detroit takes it for having the gall to be offended by lowballers on his lowball offering

Weekend Nuptials Wrap Up

Three out of 6 doors can be lubed

Ulta plays bat mitzvahvah

Carsick without moving

Six bottles of Kris and no toupe

Impossible plushness

Chances are it will break apart on re-entry

Move your feet, I'm playing a movie - from Fresno and Beyond

Eight hundred dollar tv antenna

Phil Donahue edition communication center

Put all money down on black - and white

Aztec Beats compliment daytons

Funeral for style
Pay me to fix my own project
Wedding Commuter
Tri-Pony hit and run
Bonneville flat track it with extended family inside
Straight frame preserved in dirt - jackals as current tennants

Oldsmobuick Weekend Operations

All of us at Oldsmobuick will be out on wedding recon this weekend.
We shall return on Monday to post more nonsense.

To tide you over - watch this bullshit on vanning until our return

xo
The Staff

What if a power sunroof and T-Tops had a baby? A weird, ugly baby

Beyond rare crazy option; only 7 Cadillacs and 1 Toronado received this bizarro treatment

Pics of the aforementioned Toronado, also featuring a back window bent at right angles with "Hot Wire" technology. And all this time I thought hot wire technology was someone boosting your car without keys

Another 3-sided back window Toronado

yet another. That just about wraps it up for the world's supply

Pack It With Scat

Swinger Nein Fourty

Pushin' it through the streets by spring

Brown bear lives inside

Double your pumper

Hasn't scared anyone since 1981

You're gonna need a bigger hood scoop

Nobody botched it.. yet.

I wonder what kinda motor is in there ?

Extremely rare engine - no engine

No Honey since 83

Grandma's massive glasses for light surrounds

Car comes with new chapter in American History

Little red wagons worth of automobile

Factory Air

Generate barely any wind
Buy this - sell me the Jackman wheels right away - thank you
Turn way less
Happy froggy casket
Got my fender skirts from Home Depot
Biscotti frame and mint chip knock offs
Drive the short angry guy
Thirty grand's worth of irony
Beat the seller with the steering wheel and gauges
Test to find out if you're 'That Guy'

Monday Cloggy

If you've got a couple of contract hits this week - do 'em in style

Swore I'd never sell it - also swore I'd never fix it

Now where did I leave that 620 restoration parts catalog ?

Shift 48 times to get to twelve miles and hour

Stafford, TX eats whole tube of glue then decides on price

815 speed might be tough to get to 88 miles an hour on flats

Cheto with adjunct fuel tank, exclamation points and capitals - reduced

Mudfest Alumni can't stop, won't stop

Chris Alston's good taste eliminator

Shoulda been stock for 78

Brick VS Brad Weekend Wrap Up

Brick comes with free board to hold up doors
Brad's got coaster status with lazy eye

Brick wins for looking like it didn't get hit with a sock full of quarters.


Brick's got dive bar interior
Brad is push only and looks to be made of old sponge

Brick wins it again - for drunken fight experience.


Brick's front seats need to be reshingled
What Brad lacks in power he certainly recovers in tint

Brad Wins for skybogger stance and stalker tint


Brick's been slapped with Miami facial and flipped front bumper
Call Willy for sad Brad

Saddest Brad takes it for Brick's over exposure to cologne and fatty deli meats.

Special K

come on with these sideways pictures people
Prospecting for Brown Gold
in 1983 you could find a Grateful Dead sticker on anything
I love these photos and the town name
another AWESOME pic!
wheels by ATARI
pedal placement makes this a candidate for driving into a crowded farmer's market
"Idles a little ruff due to removal of Idle control " - makes sense
the slightest haggling would qualify this beaut for LeMons

80s Frown Parade

beater with a heater
dmv fees equal the asking price
Red Baretta sounds almost like that Rush song
80s watercolor car paint strikes again
Physics
features include weirdo 3/4 windows and our signature Bucketbench
features include woodgrain horn and vinyl roof mullet
Seats like summer sidewalk gum, reverse lights made of old man toenails
oddly cool racing footnote
can I get a price check on aisle 5?
I was under the impression that electric cars didn't need exhaust pipes

Brief video diversion; power window for lights edition

at 0:55 there is an example of the single most unnecessary power feature on any car

No Toll For You

Wrong good for 78
Lil gray cloud with stormy price
Sometimes you pick the wrong starting point
It rained in my car for a decade then I tore the driveline out - you buy
boooooooo
Get that Hummer you've been dreamin' on
British bloke got socked in the snout
Each Mark means "times the size of your car"
Interior littered with steering wheels
Beg for a 5 speed for Christmas
Panties vaporize
Fat Magnum changes toys
the dand kiss drove one just like it
Haulin' a load broh
Drive with the seat fully reclined all the time
Oxnard, where my shocks at ?

'70s Northeast roundup

Kony? No CONY
Gold brick
It looks like they used another front bumper in the back and just filled it with taillights
still running after 40 years on the streets of Brooklyn! Thai car has earned it's chops
Pac Man's tired
Big brown
sinister, hiding in the shadows
I just don't know. Really; who knows.
hands-down the brownest decade
The nicest Granada in existence still looks a little like a Granada
does anyone really believe this will be running again?
The mysterious Trumbull Corvette massacre continues
txt ryting rulz

Northeast '60s roundup

Ever wanted to burn four $100 bills just to see what it felt like?
I realize while posting this that I kind of want to go buy it
I realize while posting this that I want to buy this too
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN THIS CAR
green teaser in the corner
hats off to this dashboard
there's rust, and then there's the kind of rust that makes your car look like burned paper
seriously badass and probably the best deal on Long Island
Frame is mint; the rest is like an abandoned hunting lodge in Alaska
lookin' pretty smart next to the aforementioned Fury
you never know what's lurking in a Brooklyn garage for 30 years
runs great. rusting like a sugar cube dropped in boiling water
El Projecto
Oh god this ad makes me cry!

'50s Northeast roundup

50 streak marks
anyone who spray paints the chrome grill of a Packard black should have their eyes chromed
shipping to Mars? OUT OF LUCK
mostly complete
partially plucked chicken
1953 in the NY craigslist? Not much
pretty damn cool
public pool color scheme
yeah 54 brings the 3-door heat
"Vicky used to be hot, but have you seen her lately?"
"Ran when parked"; 45 years ago?!?
210+56
bug-eyed green machine
"GREAT DRIVER" is in quotes
Its not just a truck, it's a lifestyle! (with upskirt pic)

Barngasm

I wanna feel my bare skin on those summery seats
If ever there was a time to restore a custom paint job - this would be that time
I'd wager that red leather sofa is more dependable
We removed everything of interest - gonna make a great street machine
Brochure status
Front upholstery / cassette deck is worth asking price
Drag on marshmallow interior
Shit from the 80's found in a barn is just shit from the 80's
Enjoy the floor frosting and get rid of those wheel caps before you get home
Dumbest tachometer I could find installed
Instrument panel by ghettoblaster
Call Phil for tour of the wasteland
Might need motor and grammar professor
All original 299 v6 braggadocio
Seller spent morning licking toads before coming up with asking price
Hellraiser locked inside at market with windows up on summer day

Rock Box

Clean up some space
All photos taken in the Himalayas
SS white lets out nice grrr
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
Maro Mysteries
Tigers scratched my seat - then drank Diet Coke
Only issue is - no motor, tranny or seats - oh yeah, and rusty shit
Native America before they had casinos

Bronktobnerfest

Nein mit der schweinhunt !
Driveline currently trunk mounted
Front seats have felty hosen material for teawurst enjoyment
Walking through the woods I came upon BratSquatch
As complete as a grilled cheese without käse
Travolta seating and Calloway turbo blows paint off sunroof - ps don't trust Florida
BMW enthusiast afraid to drive BMW everyday
It's fun to unbolt stuff
Battle it out in the Black Forest

Sticky Babies

When you hope never to see your wife again
Only ashtray is still functional
Third grade shop class
Sunshine National
No by four
Ridiculous shit comes with ridiculous price guarantee
Finding parts for the Ark of the Covanant
Mini bike wheels, high end visor and ghost in the back
Smashed box of crackers
Super rare Ford something or other
You've been looking all over for one - you're welcome
Totally boss Mars Rover 3

Mother Nature's a bitch

FIREbird
airbag is hatching like an egg
comes with a Certificate of Destruction? SOUNDS GOOD I'LL BUY IT
ummmmmm, the transmission is dry!
tim-berrrrrrr
"can be made street legal with some kind of wind shield"

Oval Roundup

comes with a roof; cool. Now we just need a front & back
L.A. showing off how nothing ever rusts
rad tailights
an owl pellet of a car
pretty spectacular
why with the sneakers; WHY
try not to look at the steering wheel and seats and its a great car
put the sawzall down Bro
miracle Northeast survivor
car was dropped in a blender and shot in the face
"Picture looks better than is" WHAT?

3995

foggy crapper
Say what you want; this is the least informative ad with the biggest payoff. Click on the blank picture for your reward
looks like we gotta badass over here
the reverse light lets you know the level of quality you're in for
new paint!
come for the graphics, stay for the frightening speedometer limit
Evel Knievel with major issues
THE CROWN JEWEL, but the price is kinda kooky
nice sticker Floyd

Thursday Mobbin'

That animal at the pound you brought home out of guilt
Win the next dumball rally
Rage Columbus
Fill it with hobos and roll up to a Hilton
I'd rather get punched in the penis than own this
Engine is in it
Seats made from empty egg shells
Body made from old condoms
They'll have everything you need at Autozone
I was gonna do some Bobby Allison shit, but decided to do nothing instead

Toledo's Fat Meats

Baggy plans fell through
Pefect demo car as long as you push it round the track
Lil' birdy comes with big coffee stains
You got this far, now just fork over 15 large
Everything is easy at the BMV
Wipe off the leaves and then fill the streets with steel
So dowdy, but takes everyone to the mall
See if you can keep up
Was a big block, now a rust block
Knock it shorty
Wrap around instrument cluster with shit wheel
First two seconds of massive jump
SJ's got shifter in the floor and tuneage
Get it up to speed and then ghost ride it whilst you hit the bowl
Massive pinewood derby entry
If I was to go on a rampage - it would most certainly be in one of these
Work with price by knocking $3200 off it
Sky Bog It
Detachable Doba
It's everything you ever wanted

Maharaji Starts To Bug

Bonk
Survived a molasses flood
Super rare no driveline edition
Setup to shotgun gasoline
Get it for the rear plate Photoshop magic
Super rare tornado / typhoon / Norman invasion survivor
Smokey and the British Bandit
Hood mounted indicators tap asses
Spelling issues lead to pricing issues
We got the 411 broh
Is that Chalon your wearing ? It's nice
Angry Scottsman drinks in the woods
Turtle slow with entire porch mounted to front
Alienate your friends
Rebuilt browness
You and Biz can take it to the Albie Square Mall

Cloudy With A Chance Of Lite Wackness

This pad is Maxi
Chesterton Bradness
THE OPENER SISTEM WORKING BERI GOOD NED WORK
Why's my Lambrogini title say Fiero on it ?
Driving Miss Donkey
Mini Wheel makes Brad a handful to navigate
Call Joe for exhuasting Craigslist encounter
Price must be in pesos
White chocolate chunk
Rear spoiler stings like flatus in eyes
Beautiful Mt. Aire Lodge version Brad flaps his wings before takeoff
Def, Defer and Defest along with some Ram toughness

Unsung anti-heroes from before the name change

fly like a butterfly, sting like a B-210
blending in with the scenery
such a frisky lil' minx! "I keep the Libra's" (o.k.)
hey that's a nice ca WHOA would you get a load of that price
sweet little lemon drop
easilt the most optimistic speedometer you'll see today

Batter Whipped

Like a wadded up wrapper

Flex your bi-polar action

Mini Cuda with Rootes group slowness

Now with fatter carb meat

Flex your wack rims

Everyone's thinkin street rod

Make room for Mannford

Let me know if you'd like more details on my sad story

Quad Cities minx wanna get sexy at your crib

British swagger on the streets of Iron City