Thursday, November 8, 2012

Stove Pipin'




Puts out both black and white smoke - you win
Stockton Knows greatness
I wonder if Chuck D's is diesel ?
I cannot check emails cause I ran out of money restoring my Rabbit
As long as you don't drive it far the clutch won't slip
AM/FM/8-Track broh
Zero to sixty mph crumpled by a tree
Klunky's ready to bless America

Unconditional Honkey



Milkbat with silly history and loads of neglect wants fat duckets
Flying car with no flying history doesn't fly
Sasquatch is easier to locate
I have a friend with a fetish for these
History of drunk driving
Le Leopard
Couple this with Milkbat and you've got a helluva crime fightin team
Ships directly to Snooky's crib

Liberty Bell Ring Rangy Mega Blast




Tree caved in roof and years of neglect, but that's all
Get it for the luxurious styling and advanced fuel injection
interested partys can see tom sr. - front seat upholstered in spray hair
Deliver an assload of mail
The Modern Man rolls contempo
Don't fix a thing and be an outlaw and get more tattoos and drink whiskey
Draw middle fingers around the rust and put house plants under the leaky sunroof
Valve covers are off - who knows why ? - pick up chicks with low self esteem
Just sit in that blue chair and look over this magical scene
Steering wheel made of freezer burned chocolate ice cream
Here's your chance to read LOL a bunch and then get the threatening end part
Good daily driver and the girls from the magazine ride along for commuter lanes
These cars are boss - you should own it already
Fill it with Yuengling and make a thousand new friends today
Self preservation forces sale