The Sexy European

Deatsville my man
Those aren't leaves, they are chunks of rust
This dodgy bitch apparently goes 150
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Comes with frostbite interior and 9000 mph bumpers

Get To Work In 10 Seconds Or Less

RED
YELLOW
GREEN

How Do You Spell Blingle ?

Comes with 5.0 control box
My man fell asleep on the zero key
Two dollars - purple flames were are sport option for 71
Side mounted vending machine - you know this
Kragen ran out of red paint
Haul some electronics
Worth about 12 gazillion
Burn around town in Starsky's chub

Jordan and Candice Brake That Shit Off Cross Country

Double sliding doors, so you can dive straight through that shit
Slicing door has mad Ginsu action
Space craft comes with hot start issue
Alpine power amp pushes heavy krunk at all campsites
Plumbing issues guarantees party level travel stink
No joy riding the center cup holders Holmes
Lance comes with toilet ready to rock
Camp 4 miles from home or less
Orbit the USA in beige
 Don't stop for fuckin anything
 Roll out Dolphin style
Use the CB to call Smokey when you break down immediately

Houston's Got Crunch

Haul a cracker
Grubby birdy's got an interior like a dump site
Make offert bro - comes with trampoline
Make it run, then go kill some more
When I buy a hunk of shit, I only drink Master Chef coffee
Fucky came to party
Break your arm off sanding

Jeff City Classic

Radiator by Kraft
Trunks strapped down ass' up
Not all comets crash land in Russia
Purchase all the bondo you can
Rare Bel Air jungle desertion model
Lemans, needs just entire other Lemans
Buy it to do an hours worth of burnouts and then return it
sux
Blast out of the earths core
Elite makes people sleepy
Girl in the back comes equipped with Khaki pants
SnoFighter - snow 1, fighter 0
Haul It

Everyone's Dream Car

Lost job and have to part with everyone's dream car
Tail lights attached with shoe glue - rise above
Blow out your eyes and ass whilst driving
Call Don for gigantic Chevy decal
Baretta season is coming up !
Arkansas is the go-to for Gucci
Bewilder everyone
Promising surroundings
Missouri blings the hardest

Tuesday Pleasure Pump

America's Best !
Awesome project don't let it waste
Roll up on the Tampa scene
Dreams come true
Mitsurarri comes with crooked pony
Pink one - a gray one and words I can't read
Climb into those pistachio shells and head off into the future
Where's Brad ? Oh, he's asleep out front

Here Comes Farty

2k grumbler comes with fitted sheet
Angry man sells StinkBird, knows nothing so eat shit
Dad from first segment of Creepshow apparently worth three large
Get there slower than everyone, or just don't get there
Collect newspapers and haul them around
Call Robby for a lifetime of restoration work
Mobile crime scene comes with soiled kids toilet

Brunch With Medford Oregon

Alll Right Donny !!!
Hello, Margot ? I want your car, like right now
Some guy with loads of shit discovered the internet
This bug is all camo out
Haul some tissue paper
Huff some exhaust on those long weekend cruises
Rare glove box in driver's front fender
Norelco editon T-Bird has kush interior
John's addiction to glue has set his price a tad steep
For this price - you can't go wrong
Resembling a crashed meteor - This sale takes ca-hones
What happened to that dog we shot into space ? He's driving this

New Haven Eats The Fart

Last trip to the forest Bro
Red bird flies upside down
Pass out candy canes at Christmas
Yard slab comes with interest lost
This is how I'd roll out
Jumbo's got Cool J's panther in the foreground
Everyone calls you when they move
Bluebirdy is mostly brown underneath