Who Sharted ? - 24 Hours of Lemons - Houston Editon

MultiPort birdy shows bits of sunshine poking through gray storm cloud seats
Ran fine 15 years ago - drop a cage in and let's do this
Mindy's got a massive white chocolate chunk with opera windows
Air intake just big enough for non existent motor
Golden Fancy
Bed just big enough to haul all your trophy's around
Run the non working AC to glory in the grubby SkyBird
Slab it out

To Gran Or Not To Gran

Ran when stored Broh, don't even install the new top - just jump some shit
Pahrump hooks it up with mad factory options in the factory dirt outside the factory car
Frumpy wagon set to blow out the Georgia countryside
B-Horror movie pictures for father/son project
Tell Mom to hook up some mud donuts - comes with shop Manuel's
OG interior made from Werther's Original
Chunky's in the barn, Chunky's on the grass.

Fuck What You Think Is Awesome

This is the best movie in the universe

I can't wait for wizards and shit to be the rage again
It's brown with an eagle on the back and all dark inside - what the hell are you waiting for ?
All photos look at least a decade old - get it while you can
Drive backwards and blast the factory CB
You should have to punch a panther in his ass to get this
Grow a mustache on your back
Blood from a thousand hymens on the garage flood
Masshole

North Platte Kicks The Bobo

Call Lanna for wheat nibblin' Ponti
Tried out some red paint then switched projects to pink plastic Jeep
Drag your pink go cart around with a quad
Bum da lum da lum da lum da lum da lum da lum da rumm - ooooh cudaaah
Threats of crusher - trade for cereal box inner cellophane bag
Trade for hick shit and leave wheels and rebel flag in trash can after you leave
Wad of blue gum needs friend and chunky wallet
Be the man and road trip the country
Looks like it's gonna rain starters and tires again today
You bet your ass !
Oh shit, look out !
Shouldn't that kid be in bed right now
Biggy birdegg should be shopping the dairy isle looking for young bucks