Bozeman Gives Thanks

Haul more drive less
Go wherever the hell you feel like
Package deal enables you to put that windjammer on your Datsun
$50k if you produce a burnout
Special Edition Mega Jumbo
Ram Power ! does not come with four wheeler, or does it ???
Call Russell for Sinatra chariot
Seats like grandmas petticoat
Call Lindsey to tard harder

Bay Area Butt Plug

Baggy, charred interior comes with the ability to tow nothing
ShitHouse comes undonked back to you
What should I do with all this time ? I know, waste it !
More brough, More ham
Muddy says " I dare you to smog me ! "
Take your time fixing it - your clientele is not in a rush
Fuck it

The Great 1975 Milwaukee Offering

Milwaukee's Best
Blatz
High Life
Burgermeister
Schlitz
Ol' Mud

Sioux Falls Budget Buyers Corner

Grubby Gran's got ventilated floors and and sky lacquer
Can't stop, won't stop
Live in squalor whilst you don't fix it
Turn it on and roll it down a hill
Seats made from hobo clothes
Dinosaur came along and bit off the front corner
Whatever's cool, I'm keeping and you can have the shit left over
Stacked square cheeto has lazy headliner - call Jason for regret list
Grove ghost has been haunting the fields for the last 20
Mega slabs got it's birdy beak out of the reeds

Bog Your Ass Off !

Knock over all the damn yard furniture you want to
Chevy s-10 takes it in the keister from the mud slut
Own that joke truck that falls apart in the B comedy movie
Christmas Sale !!!
I don't even know what the hell I'm looking at
Sup Florida
Car smart - I'll say
Ol' Miss takes home the gold !!!!!!!!!!!
You win hard
Oh shit, then you win hard again

911 What Is Your Emergency ???

"My Mash unit is buggin out"
"I'm bored 30 over, but my spine is busted in half !"
"I tailgated my ass off in the 70's, now nobody gives a shit"

Hook all that shit back up and be a major asshole
Cop cars out front rarely leads to more business
6k Wet T-Shirt Bonanza
Major nuisance mobile - get on the mic and rage - then grille

Barry Keeps His Shit Tight

His and Her biggy frown brows
GT-37 Bar Fight edition
Haul six biscuits and a pack of gum
Munchie buggies soaked up many blows 
My man washed it off to bring back the finish
Red, white and mirage

Holiday Edition 6x6 !

Give thanks for yards full of shit
Survive detroit in a Max 4
Score yourself a crocagatordile
Get in your Northway and do it

Watford City Booty Clap

Kids drew with shit on the side of this Ford submersible
North Dakota Roughrider Country
Crushed Velvet Tard Blaster
Bug screen, 8 track and seats of human skin
Loads of money on mega motor before realizing car is bullshit
Drive the city of Atlantis
Live the shit life
All this could be yours
RED ALERT ! Opera Coupe
Defy gravity and focus

Pump It Up

You're the best around - no ones ever gonna get you down

Punky Babies

Double Grande with double Webers - two lane road HammerTime
Sculpt a v8 out of bondo and enter a pinewood derby
Strive for average
Krylon green honey on the cheap with Tron wheels
Lost title and all interior, but mechanic says frame is "cherry"
Tampa 210 is know to hibernate by burrowing down into the loam
Brake Fluid - Fasten Belts - Door - =.= Best clock ever !
GX baller !
Factory fresh non-excitement
Here comes Farty !

Triple Cheese

Stacked square headlight Doba is world's end prepped
Cutty's got some dayglo shit goin' on
So much fuckin' comfort
Roll on some chicks without even cleaning it
More effort than they put in at the factory
Paint job like kids pajamas
Beefy Meat's got multi tree freshness
Go Mets ! - Comes with official Ditka toilet

Dopestyle

Ignacio's got you all up in that Brad
Plywood dashes are in season this fall
Polish up your camera lens and Sterling is as good as new
This is not a kit car ! This is one of those rare Ferrari/Chevy combinations in their Grant wheel phase
Eugene throws it's hat in the ring for wackest interior with asshole shifter
Looks like a GT40, but only fucked up in the forest
Sup Brad, Where ya headed ?
Kick the Bobo
TIRES NOT RONS broh

New Mayor of NY Mandates Pre-70 Autos Only

British Go-Cart with shocked expression
Less Good, More Humor
Queens rolls big and green with rosey cheeks
Don't fix the brakes, cause you don't have to stop for any freakin body
Long Island knows how to hook it up with leapord kickers in the trunk
Oh hey Shitty, what's up ?
Outside keeps vagrants out of your plush interior
Frumpy's got mega-blast snorkle and crispy side pipes
Push it to car shows and then push it home
Big Sky for one dollar

Fart The Tub

Factory air horns and huge chunks of cheddar sport seating option
The kinda yard you wanna buy stuff from
Lady Liberty commuter
Put 50 thousand in and it will be easily worth 30 when your done !
Mustang and hood mounted baby package deal
Just put a cop light on it and start pulling people over
Too big to focus or spell right
Zero people want this
Crush the competition