STORM'S A BREWIN' Hurricane Sandy edition

Cyclone's coming our way? Not quite

Napoleon complex

"Saudi Syclone"? If you say so

SyVettZer

CloneSy or Syclone?
Looks pretty damn fun I have to say
What do I get with this option? No chrome or back bumper; that's it
horrible color, works fine
some vehicles can't look tough no matter the name
this thing looks like Michael Myers from Halloween
go ahead Bro; brag about the paint!
I might have a suggestion on how to better sell this sweet donkey

Oldsmobronic World Series 2012

Cadillac
Melty 61 Deville for good cause
Chocolate Mint 60 Deville comes seasoned with rust
- detroit takes it cause Fred packs much steel in the driveway

Chevrolet
Survived the first half hour of the Wizard of Oz - but barely
Bed set for early departure
-sf takes it for whole car planning on staying whole

Oldsmobile
Halloween ready interior
Woody with down comforter stapled to the ceiling
- detroit for coming with rear barf seat

Pontiac
Poo Poo diaper front seats
Front fenders come with blow hole sport option
- detroit takes it for having the gall to be offended by lowballers on his lowball offering

Weekend Nuptials Wrap Up

Three out of 6 doors can be lubed

Ulta plays bat mitzvahvah

Carsick without moving

Six bottles of Kris and no toupe

Impossible plushness

Chances are it will break apart on re-entry

Move your feet, I'm playing a movie - from Fresno and Beyond

Eight hundred dollar tv antenna

Phil Donahue edition communication center

Put all money down on black - and white

Aztec Beats compliment daytons

Funeral for style
Pay me to fix my own project
Wedding Commuter
Tri-Pony hit and run
Bonneville flat track it with extended family inside
Straight frame preserved in dirt - jackals as current tennants

Oldsmobuick Weekend Operations

All of us at Oldsmobuick will be out on wedding recon this weekend.
We shall return on Monday to post more nonsense.

To tide you over - watch this bullshit on vanning until our return

xo
The Staff

What if a power sunroof and T-Tops had a baby? A weird, ugly baby

Beyond rare crazy option; only 7 Cadillacs and 1 Toronado received this bizarro treatment

Pics of the aforementioned Toronado, also featuring a back window bent at right angles with "Hot Wire" technology. And all this time I thought hot wire technology was someone boosting your car without keys

Another 3-sided back window Toronado

yet another. That just about wraps it up for the world's supply

Pack It With Scat

Swinger Nein Fourty

Pushin' it through the streets by spring

Brown bear lives inside

Double your pumper

Hasn't scared anyone since 1981

You're gonna need a bigger hood scoop

Nobody botched it.. yet.

I wonder what kinda motor is in there ?

Extremely rare engine - no engine

No Honey since 83

Grandma's massive glasses for light surrounds

Car comes with new chapter in American History

Little red wagons worth of automobile

Factory Air

Generate barely any wind
Buy this - sell me the Jackman wheels right away - thank you
Turn way less
Happy froggy casket
Got my fender skirts from Home Depot
Biscotti frame and mint chip knock offs
Drive the short angry guy
Thirty grand's worth of irony
Beat the seller with the steering wheel and gauges
Test to find out if you're 'That Guy'