True Patriot

Ultra Wave

Your not funky enough to drive this shit.

CountVanUlaFunkaFradulistic

AMC Jaggernaut

SST involved in 20 year super storm
Be the guy with the rarest dumb cars
All money down on beige
Cruise that neugut interior
Maximize your daily irony
Highly collectable estate vehicle - bring your monocle
Score that AMX you've been sweatin'
Drive everyone to the party - leave those wheels and dice on the lawn
Uppercrust surroundings re-assure your purchase
Liberace sun blocker included
Call John for well rested field X
Interior made of puppy stained newsprint

We're Not Gonna Take It

Ran before setting out on ridiculous journey
Dynamic comes with 44" ground hoggers
Call Mike for Horse/Bird lab work
Smokey's gonna have a hard time catching the Bandit in the forest

Spook Central

Plenty of family room for tricks or treats
Picture no. 2 illustrates the possibilities with Stephen King money
Desert death machine
Get prop silly with it
Delta corpse cruiser
Halloween's so close - blow four large
Heavy in Beaverton
Creamy final destination - payment plan available
Just in case someone dies in the forest
Munsters pack much knock
Oldsmobronic corpse hauler
Zero destination before the internet
Call Don for most exciting thing in dullest neighborhood
Funeral goth death embalm cemetery home fall scary haunted house prop display coffin dead halloween

NYC Transit Service

Get a corner brat with the top down
Lower Manhattan Food Truck
Restore your twin outboards as you float through Red Hook
Hit the Village in your Volvo powered Hydrodyne
Stop dreaming that New York is flooded - live it
Williamsburg art gallery shuttle
Avenue C pizza delivery - 2 minutes or less

Geo Headed For NY

Great in snow - totally down with DMV folk
Call Roy for lots to like
Get more bright blue all up in your commute
Full sunshine model - interior worn some
Punky graphics plays in yard
Throw away car put smiley face on wall
Jump this hard - six hundred dollars worth
This needs a hurricane