Dopestyle

Ignacio's got you all up in that Brad
Plywood dashes are in season this fall
Polish up your camera lens and Sterling is as good as new
This is not a kit car ! This is one of those rare Ferrari/Chevy combinations in their Grant wheel phase
Eugene throws it's hat in the ring for wackest interior with asshole shifter
Looks like a GT40, but only fucked up in the forest
Sup Brad, Where ya headed ?
Kick the Bobo
TIRES NOT RONS broh

New Mayor of NY Mandates Pre-70 Autos Only

British Go-Cart with shocked expression
Less Good, More Humor
Queens rolls big and green with rosey cheeks
Don't fix the brakes, cause you don't have to stop for any freakin body
Long Island knows how to hook it up with leapord kickers in the trunk
Oh hey Shitty, what's up ?
Outside keeps vagrants out of your plush interior
Frumpy's got mega-blast snorkle and crispy side pipes
Push it to car shows and then push it home
Big Sky for one dollar

Fart The Tub

Factory air horns and huge chunks of cheddar sport seating option
The kinda yard you wanna buy stuff from
Lady Liberty commuter
Put 50 thousand in and it will be easily worth 30 when your done !
Mustang and hood mounted baby package deal
Just put a cop light on it and start pulling people over
Too big to focus or spell right
Zero people want this
Crush the competition

Fat Tit

This guy was so busy for the last 7 years he didn't have time to hook up the vacuum lines
Shit gets real when you call Johnny Parsons

Serious AssWerk

Built to near 1978 factory specs
You'll need to pop the engine out for re-calibration
Put eighteen large in the toilet and pee on it before you flush
Car at our shop-don't waste time-we jumped it in reverse, so you know we are good
I'd fuck with it, but that white cream looks comfy
318 out of a 1988 and super rare 340 emblems for different car - limited
Top of the line smog equipment for 79
This is my favorite ad

This video demonstrates how good life can be.

Deepen Your Pleasure

Keystones and side pipes - yes please
White Wonder's got saggy sofa and 8th dimension mirror inside
Leave the fuzzy dice and Taz carpets at site of purchase
You could have played with your kids instead
Tuck and roll plus MC5
Dowdy original's got lucite cup holders and diamond shit goin' on

Dress As Your Favorite Shitbox

24 Hours Of Lemons Boston - Faakin' Wicked Lineup Broh

Call Bob for crispy GT-ness
Any assneck can race an e30 - be the boss and roll up in the GB hog
Needs restoration my ass - needs racetrack is more like it
Greg hates to see it sit, so bring this cushy Nado to victory
Fresh engine and one foot patch of green - looks like winning
Crocogater took huge chunks out of it - you mash hard now
You say "That's How We Do" and I'm like "Woot"
"Would Make A Great Race Car" - "Needs To Go" - real talk
Run that bitch with the AC on !
Biggie's Ready
Fill it with bees nests and party