Watford City Booty Clap

Kids drew with shit on the side of this Ford submersible
North Dakota Roughrider Country
Crushed Velvet Tard Blaster
Bug screen, 8 track and seats of human skin
Loads of money on mega motor before realizing car is bullshit
Drive the city of Atlantis
Live the shit life
All this could be yours
RED ALERT ! Opera Coupe
Defy gravity and focus

Pump It Up

You're the best around - no ones ever gonna get you down

Punky Babies

Double Grande with double Webers - two lane road HammerTime
Sculpt a v8 out of bondo and enter a pinewood derby
Strive for average
Krylon green honey on the cheap with Tron wheels
Lost title and all interior, but mechanic says frame is "cherry"
Tampa 210 is know to hibernate by burrowing down into the loam
Brake Fluid - Fasten Belts - Door - =.= Best clock ever !
GX baller !
Factory fresh non-excitement
Here comes Farty !

Triple Cheese

Stacked square headlight Doba is world's end prepped
Cutty's got some dayglo shit goin' on
So much fuckin' comfort
Roll on some chicks without even cleaning it
More effort than they put in at the factory
Paint job like kids pajamas
Beefy Meat's got multi tree freshness
Go Mets ! - Comes with official Ditka toilet

Dopestyle

Ignacio's got you all up in that Brad
Plywood dashes are in season this fall
Polish up your camera lens and Sterling is as good as new
This is not a kit car ! This is one of those rare Ferrari/Chevy combinations in their Grant wheel phase
Eugene throws it's hat in the ring for wackest interior with asshole shifter
Looks like a GT40, but only fucked up in the forest
Sup Brad, Where ya headed ?
Kick the Bobo
TIRES NOT RONS broh

New Mayor of NY Mandates Pre-70 Autos Only

British Go-Cart with shocked expression
Less Good, More Humor
Queens rolls big and green with rosey cheeks
Don't fix the brakes, cause you don't have to stop for any freakin body
Long Island knows how to hook it up with leapord kickers in the trunk
Oh hey Shitty, what's up ?
Outside keeps vagrants out of your plush interior
Frumpy's got mega-blast snorkle and crispy side pipes
Push it to car shows and then push it home
Big Sky for one dollar

Fart The Tub

Factory air horns and huge chunks of cheddar sport seating option
The kinda yard you wanna buy stuff from
Lady Liberty commuter
Put 50 thousand in and it will be easily worth 30 when your done !
Mustang and hood mounted baby package deal
Just put a cop light on it and start pulling people over
Too big to focus or spell right
Zero people want this
Crush the competition