Santa's Burger

Old St. Nick takes a fat crap on your judgement and bank account
Nova gets 80's van motor - you get blue Christmas
Grumbles the Scamp - trade for Volare for paper route
Was gonna make a dragster - but instead I'm gonna bail on my dreams
Wasteland Tego needs new parents this Holiday
Crappy's here

Drive slow, but own it

Video Roundup - movie cars edition

Billy Blaze's sweet ride (possibly the best car graphic ever)
Eleanor lands hard in this slo-mo crash porn
Pinto + Monaco + Country Squire + Illinois Nazis = EPIC WIN
somewhat overlooked gem, and my vote for best car chase ending of all time
Daddy Rich arrives in a mustard Lincoln limo
Dr. Johnny Fever and the Nanny rolling in another late 70s Lincoln Limo
Honkey rappin' about the cars he built for Superfly
Max Headroom yells "Burt! Your yogurt!" and then it's Dabney Coleman chasing criminals in an 80s Diplomat. You're welcome
You should see the damage Bronze!
Astonishing figure-8 race footage from the opening credits to Herbie the Love Bug

Here comes the FUZZ

this car looks mean. I think this car could beat me up
the coffee cup sets it off
includes radar gun!
awesome sleeper
Might not look like a cop car, but the speedo & upholstery will convince you
Buford T. Justice
Chartreuse and white with glass doors over the headlights
dog dish
"partially restored" means completely disassembled
don't know if genuine, but it's tough
So you're telling me that the Andy Griffith police car had Mexican blanket upholstery?

3rd seat mafia

a misguided soul accidentally creates pure genius
humongous, really ugly, super fast, cheap, totally awesome
When you do a "custom" paint job like this you have to know you're stuck with the car
Righteous oddball straight out of Harry and the Hendersons
like a Kraft single you dropped in the playground
Awesome ride, but good luck sourcing that rear woodgrain trim!
engine bay shows the true color of this million-pound rolling fortress
calamity
mint condition yawn
smart looking chap
stopped driving it because of a flat tire? cops want to buy it? smells fishy bro
I've seen some weirdo color combos in my time, but this is just odd
back up that Kam
WOW! Ad of the year, car of the year, remove your hats please and show some respect
just enough windshield to put a price on it

Ever dreamed of being a cop, but not an exciting cop; more like the cop that shows up to take photos?

The most amazing police vehicle ever for $1,500!

Last Car You'll Ever Drive

End of days. You're gonna need two turbos
Luxury until it goes dark
Delta blur wagon owns the Apocolypse
Drive one, cause they'll be all around you any how
Velour price drop
Lil pony stalls out when shit heats up
Pleasure up on your side
Restore for maximum yawness
It's like if someone farted directly into your nose

Shaygie's Mitzvah

Belch smoke like a coal furnace this holiday season
Arkansas doubles down on comin' correct
Play dice ? Roll diamonds !
Books of fiction and non-fiction
Lamborero
Long Island sets the tone for greatness
Christmas comes in Brunswick-Vision
Shreveport was kind enough to house Santa's sleigh
Before Ferrari pulled the plug on MarroBird
I would pay twice the price just for the tires
Finish this and park it at Lemons HQ
Won't last ! - Everything's wrong and terrible - your gain !