Lincoln, Nebraska Shreds

I'm taking motor for shitRod, you get the rest, God Bless
Most vehicles in Lincoln come motorless
This is what a barn find looks like
These rule, even comes with a motor
Call Jim for Biscayne at all angles
Three large and you can get a cat outta any tree
Confidence for Frumpy in Shitville
Drive your camper directly into the woods
Photo 3 should be photo 1
Throw in some snow and make it an even 2k
Happy to sad beetle headlight mod
Ah, just rub some Fix-A-Sill on it
Interior crushes
Seats upholstered in Magic Shell ice cream coating
Less than 300 in the world lefted
Gonna Be Great

Kit Shit - Washington's Birthday Edition

Lil pink toady's got too many seats
Brad's looking rather un-functional again
Wave of dispair washes over front end
"Was running great until fire and vandalism happened"
Call Big Jim for muddy stuff, priced high, that doesn't include anything
Whilst birding I came across the almost never spotted, NorthWestern Alta GT
Welcome to the future - ash tray worth a billion-trillion
Way to hook it up Spokane
Richard Petty 2013

Michigan Front Bottom

Fleshy Fury's got Hurst shifted auto trans
Red Refrigerator box
Haul some shit in your weepy chedo
First date - sure thing
Pro Freedom - wouldn't do much
Silver car on top is not your car - yours is the one with the flat
Call Joel for no time to show it
Grab hold of that pink nappy wheel and stomp on it - It's Brenda !
Two cylinder burnouts are the best
Better than everything else that costs one thousand dollars
Mega brown's got sport knock in engine
Do some brake stands in this grubby buscuit
Futura is smokey for 78

Meaty Ponti

Trans-Slam into a fence
Sea of white vinyl gets a black fuzzy coat
Blue chubby needs vertical stacked garages to house it
Phoenix not yet rising
Crock vinyl and candy paint Player
Beak bird makes for kickin' wagon
Fremont gets slabby
Fender skirts and fleshy mats
Four speeds - eight tracks
Drop top, drop hood, drop motor - fuck it.
Grandma's Grundle
Show this guy up and drive it away
Looks like Mike Tyson lost a fight in it

1970's Mercury FatGut Classic

Beefy Tego - call and ask for Reuben's Mercury
Florida rolls up the color of a cloudless sky
Huge cougar stalks the produce isle in red
Headlight doors bound with speaker wire - sup
Carpool with your entire block
Maximum Pumpkin
Call Homy for shitty photos
Birmingham rocks that sloppy fastback
Like you pulled it out of a clogged toilet
Stare down the barrel of a brown and salmon steering wheel
Mini wheel, three speed, side pipes
Murky green dredge wagon for restore seems doubtful
Moments from being on fire at all times

2013's Been Good To Me

Brad Rock's Sexual Status at the Lions Club
70 Delta comes with under-dash skiptasktic CD audio
Too lazy to get out ? - Got you covered.
Be the first to drive an operational Willys - or don't
Photo 2's got your boy - photo 3's got your tackle box
NoOne cried when Bobcat Died
Royale Bro
Bog it
Drop Top, comes with acres of gauges and soccer ball

Santa's Burger

Old St. Nick takes a fat crap on your judgement and bank account
Nova gets 80's van motor - you get blue Christmas
Grumbles the Scamp - trade for Volare for paper route
Was gonna make a dragster - but instead I'm gonna bail on my dreams
Wasteland Tego needs new parents this Holiday
Crappy's here

Drive slow, but own it