Who Sharted ? - 24 Hours of Lemons - Houston Editon

MultiPort birdy shows bits of sunshine poking through gray storm cloud seats
Ran fine 15 years ago - drop a cage in and let's do this
Mindy's got a massive white chocolate chunk with opera windows
Air intake just big enough for non existent motor
Golden Fancy
Bed just big enough to haul all your trophy's around
Run the non working AC to glory in the grubby SkyBird
Slab it out

To Gran Or Not To Gran

Ran when stored Broh, don't even install the new top - just jump some shit
Pahrump hooks it up with mad factory options in the factory dirt outside the factory car
Frumpy wagon set to blow out the Georgia countryside
B-Horror movie pictures for father/son project
Tell Mom to hook up some mud donuts - comes with shop Manuel's
OG interior made from Werther's Original
Chunky's in the barn, Chunky's on the grass.

Fuck What You Think Is Awesome

This is the best movie in the universe

I can't wait for wizards and shit to be the rage again
It's brown with an eagle on the back and all dark inside - what the hell are you waiting for ?
All photos look at least a decade old - get it while you can
Drive backwards and blast the factory CB
You should have to punch a panther in his ass to get this
Grow a mustache on your back
Blood from a thousand hymens on the garage flood
Masshole

North Platte Kicks The Bobo

Call Lanna for wheat nibblin' Ponti
Tried out some red paint then switched projects to pink plastic Jeep
Drag your pink go cart around with a quad
Bum da lum da lum da lum da lum da lum da lum da rumm - ooooh cudaaah
Threats of crusher - trade for cereal box inner cellophane bag
Trade for hick shit and leave wheels and rebel flag in trash can after you leave
Wad of blue gum needs friend and chunky wallet
Be the man and road trip the country
Looks like it's gonna rain starters and tires again today
You bet your ass !
Oh shit, look out !
Shouldn't that kid be in bed right now
Biggy birdegg should be shopping the dairy isle looking for young bucks

Take Time Off and Enjoy Yourself

Boca Raton's got tint/noTint and boss speedo mounted to steering column
Space mountain interior houses cassette deck to play Gary Neuman
Call Gordy for fat finger splitting front bench seats
Recipient of several hand grenades priced about $4k above condition value
Murder Trailer - Die to it being twenty years old
Hang out with these guys and stuff more cup holders and fuzzy shit in your car

Man Up - 24 Hours of Lemons Charlotte Edition

Racing and E30 or Miata ?
That's a lil' bitchy don't you think ?

Strap on some cojones and race with the fat dawgs.

Damn thing's already a race car and the owner's name is Cowboy
Slap a cage on this hog and be the fuckin' man
Get some wind in your hair - drove fine before overheating
Sell those tires for $200 and then rock the 4 wheel drive in the corners
Text this guy and ask for a title
Don't paint a goddamn thing
Rear Window's made of craft paper - Seller considers it a parts car - I consider it a race car
Maro got punched in the face, but she looks eager for glory
Slowest 2 car team

Monday Kit Shit

Toadie's boasting a mini wheel and maxi die shifter - kid with rake not included
Wichita priority shift
Daytona represents Daytona and buys scores of shit from Autozone
Owner passed away trying to fill space on a Ponti chassis
Fleshy Bernardi gets Pinto Ponies
Sup Brad. $2500 frim
Includes be transmission
Call Ray to come over and go slow in his Lambo - Car is complet
Hey Rocky ! Brad's got weepy doors and garbage yard
Healey set to drage
Tilt cab makes up for everything that went bad
Boonie's stuck to the wall of shag carpet