Bozeman Gives Thanks

Haul more drive less
Go wherever the hell you feel like
Package deal enables you to put that windjammer on your Datsun
$50k if you produce a burnout
Special Edition Mega Jumbo
Ram Power ! does not come with four wheeler, or does it ???
Call Russell for Sinatra chariot
Seats like grandmas petticoat
Call Lindsey to tard harder

Bay Area Butt Plug

Baggy, charred interior comes with the ability to tow nothing
ShitHouse comes undonked back to you
What should I do with all this time ? I know, waste it !
More brough, More ham
Muddy says " I dare you to smog me ! "
Take your time fixing it - your clientele is not in a rush
Fuck it

The Great 1975 Milwaukee Offering

Milwaukee's Best
Blatz
High Life
Burgermeister
Schlitz
Ol' Mud

Sioux Falls Budget Buyers Corner

Grubby Gran's got ventilated floors and and sky lacquer
Can't stop, won't stop
Live in squalor whilst you don't fix it
Turn it on and roll it down a hill
Seats made from hobo clothes
Dinosaur came along and bit off the front corner
Whatever's cool, I'm keeping and you can have the shit left over
Stacked square cheeto has lazy headliner - call Jason for regret list
Grove ghost has been haunting the fields for the last 20
Mega slabs got it's birdy beak out of the reeds

Bog Your Ass Off !

Knock over all the damn yard furniture you want to
Chevy s-10 takes it in the keister from the mud slut
Own that joke truck that falls apart in the B comedy movie
Christmas Sale !!!
I don't even know what the hell I'm looking at
Sup Florida
Car smart - I'll say
Ol' Miss takes home the gold !!!!!!!!!!!
You win hard
Oh shit, then you win hard again

911 What Is Your Emergency ???

"My Mash unit is buggin out"
"I'm bored 30 over, but my spine is busted in half !"
"I tailgated my ass off in the 70's, now nobody gives a shit"

Hook all that shit back up and be a major asshole
Cop cars out front rarely leads to more business
6k Wet T-Shirt Bonanza
Major nuisance mobile - get on the mic and rage - then grille

Barry Keeps His Shit Tight

His and Her biggy frown brows
GT-37 Bar Fight edition
Haul six biscuits and a pack of gum
Munchie buggies soaked up many blows 
My man washed it off to bring back the finish
Red, white and mirage