Mega Fuck

Self Assembled - carpet is clutch
The TS stands for "Tough Shit" when you're at the auto parts store
Maximum Wackness
Stored in a shed since 1930 with a clear photo of it in the forest with an old guy
Get in to get slow
Cat Rod

Roll Hard Player

Regal - Tagged
Please the neighbors !
Hit your man up for cash only seat blowout
Mono Grip
16" Daytons
Oh look honey, a pile of bullshit.
Sup Doodle Bug
Yeah Merced
Best seat award goes to ....

Burger / Fry

Matching numbers if it came with the "Fucking Loud" option
Crumbles is ready for paint if you don't require fenders
Frustrate a loved one at Christmas - comes with leafy go cart
Under a cover, yet somehow totally filthy
Haul ass for $3500
Whoa
I was gonna do some shit, but instead I just lost the motor
Just touch up the interior and Bam !

Brown Sunday Muskegon Basement Prices !

Signature series Conti comes with rock bottom dubs
Muddy GP equipped with cumbersome door exhaust and storm cloud decor
Feel your way through snow storms in this punky Crown Vic !
Professional disassembler has several bad ideas for sale
Oscars got Monte borded over for luxury sale
Huge pile of snow for sale
Leave it in the yard and watch porn it there
Nobody hates to see this go

The Best

Bozeman Gives Thanks

Haul more drive less
Go wherever the hell you feel like
Package deal enables you to put that windjammer on your Datsun
$50k if you produce a burnout
Special Edition Mega Jumbo
Ram Power ! does not come with four wheeler, or does it ???
Call Russell for Sinatra chariot
Seats like grandmas petticoat
Call Lindsey to tard harder

Bay Area Butt Plug

Baggy, charred interior comes with the ability to tow nothing
ShitHouse comes undonked back to you
What should I do with all this time ? I know, waste it !
More brough, More ham
Muddy says " I dare you to smog me ! "
Take your time fixing it - your clientele is not in a rush
Fuck it

The Great 1975 Milwaukee Offering

Milwaukee's Best
Blatz
High Life
Burgermeister
Schlitz
Ol' Mud