Fat Tit

This guy was so busy for the last 7 years he didn't have time to hook up the vacuum lines
Shit gets real when you call Johnny Parsons

Serious AssWerk

Built to near 1978 factory specs
You'll need to pop the engine out for re-calibration
Put eighteen large in the toilet and pee on it before you flush
Car at our shop-don't waste time-we jumped it in reverse, so you know we are good
I'd fuck with it, but that white cream looks comfy
318 out of a 1988 and super rare 340 emblems for different car - limited
Top of the line smog equipment for 79
This is my favorite ad

This video demonstrates how good life can be.

Deepen Your Pleasure

Keystones and side pipes - yes please
White Wonder's got saggy sofa and 8th dimension mirror inside
Leave the fuzzy dice and Taz carpets at site of purchase
You could have played with your kids instead
Tuck and roll plus MC5
Dowdy original's got lucite cup holders and diamond shit goin' on

Dress As Your Favorite Shitbox

24 Hours Of Lemons Boston - Faakin' Wicked Lineup Broh

Call Bob for crispy GT-ness
Any assneck can race an e30 - be the boss and roll up in the GB hog
Needs restoration my ass - needs racetrack is more like it
Greg hates to see it sit, so bring this cushy Nado to victory
Fresh engine and one foot patch of green - looks like winning
Crocogater took huge chunks out of it - you mash hard now
You say "That's How We Do" and I'm like "Woot"
"Would Make A Great Race Car" - "Needs To Go" - real talk
Run that bitch with the AC on !
Biggie's Ready
Fill it with bees nests and party