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Sunday, September 23, 2012

BMore Death Metal Sphincter Mash Up






Do I have Spirit ?? - I have Esprit
Like a snow capped mountain - just grayer
Grille wears out at 31
Baltimore to Philadelphia in nine hours
Moving, have to sell shitbird
I love these, but this one's made of Wheaties
Everything is broken/sucks - otherwise it's in awesome shape
If you've got a year off coming up - this could be boss
Crashed in forest due to excessive mudder payload
Crying rust for the bicentennial
Seller knows what time it is
Selling a car I haven't tried to start
Don't ever put head lights in it
Facts as clear as the photos
Limited brakes
Reference the Marty Report
It looks like gorillas fucked it into the driveway
Brown acid edition T-Bird
R stands for rust or removed - either one applies
Hand someone an empty box and tell them there was performance in it earlier
Brass balls on new owner
Earth Hugger - great for enthusiast
Two kay you can be proud of
Send phone number - I'll call you from the forest
I ain't got time cuz I'm full time see

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