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Monday, March 25, 2013

Jordan and Candice Brake That Shit Off Cross Country





Double sliding doors, so you can dive straight through that shit
Slicing door has mad Ginsu action
Space craft comes with hot start issue
Alpine power amp pushes heavy krunk at all campsites
Plumbing issues guarantees party level travel stink
No joy riding the center cup holders Holmes
Lance comes with toilet ready to rock
Camp 4 miles from home or less
Orbit the USA in beige
 Don't stop for fuckin anything
 Roll out Dolphin style
Use the CB to call Smokey when you break down immediately

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